I am pretty sure you are scared by your surroundings. Do not be afraid. You are in your mother's womb. I cannot get into the story of how you got there but know that your mother and I had a good time getting you there (at least I did).
You have been there for seven months just in case you are wondering. I know you are good friends with Placenta, but try not to get too close. I say so because in two months, you will part ways and the last thing I want is to see you get hurt. You are my baby.
Your mother and I agreed not to check your sex. We just want to be surprised. Do not tell her this, but between you and I , I want you to be a girl. I will tell you why if you are a girl. I promise you that.
Your mother's mood swings and cravings are just driving me nuts. I keep my calm because I know you are worth it and she really is the sweetest woman in the world and its just circumstances that have made things a little crazy. I am sure you will agree with me we are lucky to have her as soon as you are old enough.
We set up your crib a week ago. We are so excited you will be coming soon. We cannot wait to hold you in our arms, cuddle you and watch you as you sleep. I cannot wait to see you.
Finally, please arrive without complications. Your mother has been through a lot already. As a result of that, when you are coming out do so in record time and save her the stress. In two months you will be here. Two months! My stomach is filled with butterflies as I look forward to your arrival. See you soon my baby.